!!!BREAKING NEWS!!!

!!!BILLY MAYS IS DEAD!!!

This is breaking news! Billy Mays has died. This is very, very tragic, at the age of fifty, TV icon, and pitch man, Billy Mays has died at the age of 50. This comes just a day after he was on a plane that experenced a lot of turbulence, which he was hit on the head, but said "I got a hard head." It is unknown if this is a cause of the death, but he will be missed. He was best known for his work with such products as Might Putty, Ornange Glo, and Oxy Clean. Our prayers go out to the family.